Funny Whatsapp Status

muje aapka Signature dekhna hai, ya to blank check par kar ke dikha do ya fir marriage certificate par

apko to borolean ka model hona chahiye, kyuki apki beauty dekh kar to ladkia jealous ho jati hongi, fir jalan mitane ke lia borolean lagani padegi na

Muje secret information mili hai ki apka Dil chori hone wala hai, So apna Dil muje de do mai sambhal kar rakhuga

Yar mere papa ka to koi asa dost v nahi jo amrish puri ki tarah kah de, is dosti ko Rishtedari me badal dete hain

mere pyar ka free trial chl rha hai, pasand aaye to membership le lena

teri khushoo se me bimar ho gaya, jabse dekha tujhe gorii pyaar ho gaya

Girlfriend cute honi chahiye, smart to phone bhi hota hai

Dekho agar kuch bolna hai to I love you bolo varna take care to garnier bhi bolta hai

jabse tumse mila hu adat se pad gayi hai tumhari aur meri mom kahti hain muje buri adat jaldi padti hai

Twinkle Twinkle little star, Hamko tumse ho gaya hai pyar

kisi ladki ki shadi na ho rahi ho to muje bata dena, mai jis ladki se pyar krta hun uski shadi ho jati hai

maine to pyar ke baare me sochna hi chor dia jabse vidhya balan kahne lagi hai, jaha soch waha shochalaya

Kash koi hamare paas bhi aata aur kahta, ye lo blank cheque aur nikal jao meri beti ki zindagi se

Ek din aryabhatt meri Girlfriend Gin raha tha aur us din usne Shunya (zero) ki khoj kari thi

pahle mai tmhara school me aane ka wait karta the ab ONLINE aane ka, Rishta wahi soch nayi

Bhagwan ka dia sab kuch hai, bas kami hai to ek uski, jo subha subha kahe, choriye na varna maa ji dekh lengi

mai bhi single hun, tum bhi Single ho, lagta hai bhagwan kuch chahte hain hamse

mai ek magician hu, aap muje apna contact number batao, and dekhna vo aleady mere phone me save hoga

mere Dil ke Multiplex mai sirf tumhari Hi picture lagi hai

Tumhare pyar ka Invertor jabse Is Dil me lagaya hai tabse Is Dil Ki battery Low nahi hoti hai