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muje aapka Signature dekhna hai, ya to blank check par kar ke dikha do ya fir marriage certificate par

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apko to borolean ka model hona chahiye, kyuki apki beauty dekh kar to ladkia jealous ho jati hongi, fir jalan mitane ke lia borolean lagani padegi na

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Muje secret information mili hai ki apka Dil chori hone wala hai, So apna Dil muje de do mai sambhal kar rakhuga

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Yar mere papa ka to koi asa dost v nahi jo amrish puri ki tarah kah de, is dosti ko Rishtedari me badal dete hain

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mere pyar ka free trial chl rha hai, pasand aaye to membership le lena

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teri khushoo se me bimar ho gaya, jabse dekha tujhe gorii pyaar ho gaya

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Girlfriend cute honi chahiye, smart to phone bhi hota hai

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Dekho agar kuch bolna hai to I love you bolo varna take care to garnier bhi bolta hai

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jabse tumse mila hu adat se pad gayi hai tumhari aur meri mom kahti hain muje buri adat jaldi padti hai

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Twinkle Twinkle little star, Hamko tumse ho gaya hai pyar

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kisi ladki ki shadi na ho rahi ho to muje bata dena, mai jis ladki se pyar krta hun uski shadi ho jati hai

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maine to pyar ke baare me sochna hi chor dia jabse vidhya balan kahne lagi hai, jaha soch waha shochalaya

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Kash koi hamare paas bhi aata aur kahta, ye lo blank cheque aur nikal jao meri beti ki zindagi se

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Ek din aryabhatt meri Girlfriend Gin raha tha aur us din usne Shunya (zero) ki khoj kari thi

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pahle mai tmhara school me aane ka wait karta the ab ONLINE aane ka, Rishta wahi soch nayi

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Bhagwan ka dia sab kuch hai, bas kami hai to ek uski, jo subha subha kahe, choriye na varna maa ji dekh lengi

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mai bhi single hun, tum bhi Single ho, lagta hai bhagwan kuch chahte hain hamse

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mai ek magician hu, aap muje apna contact number batao, and dekhna vo aleady mere phone me save hoga

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mere Dil ke Multiplex mai sirf tumhari Hi picture lagi hai

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Tumhare pyar ka Invertor jabse Is Dil me lagaya hai tabse Is Dil Ki battery Low nahi hoti hai