Funny Whatsapp Status in English

Found 100s of Funny Whatsapp for Whatsapp in English along with many One Line Jokes and Funny Quotes

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Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.

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Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P

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Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.

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When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

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Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.

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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

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HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

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You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

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Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

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It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.

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Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

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At least mosquito's are attracted to me.

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I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.