Funny Whatsapp Status in English

Found 100s of Funny Whatsapp for Whatsapp in English along with many One Line Jokes and Funny Quotes

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I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.

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Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P

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I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

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We live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

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Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

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If you don't care stop talking about it.

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I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

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Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you :-D

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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

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I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz

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Every time I drink I get awesome :-)

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There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

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What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

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If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)