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bandook ki Goli aur aapki boli seedha Dil par jaa kar lagti hai

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maine tumhara naam Nirma rakha hai, taki sab tumhe pasand karen, kyuki hema rekha jaya aur sushma, sab ki pasand Nirma

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aap darmi cool lagate ho kya, kyuki aap ko dekh kar me thanda pad jata hun

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Tumhe jodna aata hai kya(addition) To fir jod kar batao ki tumhe dekh kar mera Dil behisab kyu dharakta hai

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jaise aadhar hai sabka adhikar, waise aapke pyar bina mera jeena bekar

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agar solha somvar ke vrat rakhne se aapke darshan nahi hue to apse shadi ki mannat mang luga, so darshan hi de do

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tumhe dekhne ke baad life despacito song ki tarah ho gayi hai, samagh kuch aata nahi par maza bhut aata hai

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36 ke fool 42 ki mala, tere masoom chahre ne katal kar dala

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Jab tumhara message aata hai na, Dil me guitar nahi pura Dj bajne lagta hai

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Tum hamesha Bisleri peeti ho kya, kyuki tumhare Dil bhut pure hai

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Jio ka network aaye ya na aaye par tumhe dekh kar muje Future WIFE ki yaad jaroor aa jati hai( fir jab uska reply aa jayega tab bolna) Sorry WiFi likh raha tha

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jabse tum mere life ke solar system me aai ho mere Dil ka ecosystem hil gaya hai

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Tum durdarshan se Paas aakar darshan kab dogi

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Miss universe ka direct selection hore hain, bas ek bar apni aadhar card wali pic dikha do( ladki mna karegi, aur is tarah se aapki baten thodi badh jayegi)

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dost bolte hain (ladki ka naam) Naam wali ladkia cute hoti hain, to soch raha hun apki pic dekh kar sure kar lu

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Dil cheer kr dikhau to dard dhud nahi paoge, Dil cheer kar dikhau to dard dhud nahi paoge, kyuki dard to mere danto me hai

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mat dekh e hasina muje haste hanste, mere dost bade kamine hain kah denge bhabhi ji Namaste

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rok de mere janaze ko muj me jaan aa rahi hai, aage se Thoda Right lelo, cigrette ki dukan aa rahi hai

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Suno Rent kab Dogi ( ladki puchegi kis chiz ka rent, to apne bolna hai) itne time se mere Dil me rah rahi ho kiraya nahi dogi kya

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yar phone me wallpaper lagana hai apni pic dedo, log model ki lagate hain to tum mere Lia model hi ho